Sunday, December 17, 2006

Gary Lineker

Not a euphemism. Not a dig at the jug-eared house-wives’ favourite.

What a thoroughly nice feller. He heard about Joe’s illness, and may even have read this blog. He’s been through it all himself, of course. There is an unfaitr rumour that he’s not computer savvy enough to write a comment (hear that, Mrs Adderson!). But no matter, out of the blue a couple of days ago a card and signed photo turned up from him!

What a thoroughly nice feller. Outstanding disciplinary record AND he sends cards to poorly kids that he hears about.

You see, Youth of Britain: that’s a role model. That’s how you get to present Match of the Day and take the mick out of Alan Hansen. Of course, if you can score a goal every other game no matter how big a club you play for, and get the Golden Boot in a World Cup, then you'll probably get there anyway. But I bet you can't be as nice a feller as Gary at the same time.

2 comments:

Mondale said...

Fantastic, Never a wrong word about him from this end.

Anonymous said...

Hi one up on Mr Lineker then? Yes!!!! Lily Beth wow what a star well done Luv Joy